Trampoline sex offender in court

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His manhood in one hand, and a cigarette in the other? Awesome. I hope he gets the two mixed. I love scars on cocks...
 

Ace Bandage

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After I read the opening sentence, I didn't think the story could get any better. Then I read this:

"He was naked. He had a cigarette in one hand and his penis in the other."

Awesome. If you're going to get busted for jumping naked on a trampoline, you damn sure better have your dick in your hand while doing it.
 

biomech

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:rofl: What an idiot, naked on trampoline.:dunno:
 
:rofl: What an idiot, naked on trampoline.:dunno:

Have you ever tired it.. It's a great feeling. Do you like skinny dipping its not really any different!

Though I've never been holding some guys junk when doing it. Maybe I should try that next time but we would definitely have to time the jumps right.
 

PirateKing

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Have you ever tired it.. It's a great feeling. Do you like skinny dipping its not really any different!

Though I've never been holding some guys junk when doing it. Maybe I should try that next time but we would definitely have to time the jumps right.
FYI I happen to excel at synchronization.
 
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